I wish that title were about me.
No, if it were all about me it would be "Mediocre Knitter", or "Works Hard but Doesn't Always Succeed Knitter".
You can rest assured, however, that the next time I cross the border I'll be sure to keep my DPs in a bag.
Check out this hilarious, but true (?), story of a Radical Knitter as reported by Stephen Colbert:
H/T to Bronx Girl Knits - I saw this on her blog.