Yesterday DN2 and I were driving to the dentist's office to pick up SN2.
She was wearing flip flops, and contemplating her toes as we drove.
"I hate my toes," she said.
I hear this a lot.
She continued, "They're fat and chubby, and my second toe is longer than my first toe."
"Well, you know," I said, "There's actually a name for that condition, it's called Morton's toe."
We were at the stop light, and she looked at me out of the corner of her eye, and said, "I've heard that if your second toe is longer it means you're a virgin."
"Well I hope so," I said, "You're only 10."
We turned left, and then it hit me.
I had to ask.
"Do you think that your toe will shrink once you're not a virgin?"
She giggled her reply.
I'll be sure to check toe length throughout high school.