How to Clean Your Bathroom Floor in Five Easy Steps:
One: Use the faucet to wash your hands, and inadvertently leave it running.
Two: Go to the library, and return in 30 minutes.
Three: Return to see that the clogged sink has caused the water to spill over onto the floor.
Four: Gather all the "dirty" towels from your teenager's floor and use them to soak up the water.
Five: Wring out towels in now-dirty tub, and take them upstairs to wash in hot water, bleach, and detergent.
Voila! A clean floor! I wouldn't eat off of it, ever, but it's better than it was.
Next lesson: How to Get Your Husband to Clean the Dirty Bathtub in Two Easy Steps.