The new Super Wal-Mart opened today,
It is the devil's store, I say.
Greed is available at a low price
Their marketing strategy = patrons not so nice.
What do you think Dante would say?
He'd call for his guide Virgil to lead him away
He knows they're all hoarders and wasters and gluttons
Even though they wear their smiley face buttons.
3 comments:
You should shop at our Walmart at 10 at night. Creepy, I tell you. That's when all the weirdos come out. Brrrr.
I used to go out to the Wal-Mart in Kunia, Hawaii at 10 p.m. or later.... (was pretending to be stepping out on the husband in a lame attempt to get him jealous... ) and I saw more domestic violence in those aisles... it was bizarre!
You get extra credit for using a literary allusion to illutrate Wallmart's "soul-less-ness."
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